Top Definition
A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.
He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.
af Bob 1. juni 2003
a punch to someones groin area
Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch
af richard taylor 25. april 2003
1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
#cock #punch #cokc #cok #dick #penis #pucnh
af Roy Sanchez 27. juli 2006
Not just a word, but a way of life.
Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.
#cock #punch #dick #smack #pussy
af JReid 26. juli 2009
closed-fist blow to the penis
These folks deserve a big cock-punch.
af Dave 22. oktober 2003
A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.
Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
af Johnny Hops 4. maj 2005
The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.
Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch
#cock knock #prick hit #ding dong #tit whack #fanny batter
af Jaffa29 17. august 2006
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