Top Definition
an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
Jesus, you are a right clonker
af paul C 4. november 2003
a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.
"That fish is a clonker"
#fish #big #fisherman #pharse #large #clonker
af NAZZER 18. april 2009
A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
#shoes #trainers #shit #douche #footwear
af FisherFitzpatricks 2. april 2011
finger

drunken english bastardization, from the english word 'finger'
I just wanna clink clonkers.
af Desmond Houghton III 8. november 2004
Big fat Cock
You have a Clonker
#clonker #fat #cock #penis #pimmel
af erhgz 6. januar 2015
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