One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.
Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.
af Rupert and Henry 9. september 2011
A Piece of shit that didnt manage to get wiped by the tissue. This shit has managed to entangle within the pubic hair and stay around the arse hole region.
You need to clean your arse hole... you have clagnuts
af hitchy 4. december 2009
This would be after an extended period of lack of regular sanitary arrangements such as on patrol in bandit country.

See also 'Bartleberry'.
Clagnuts are the crispy bits of shit that cling to the hairs around your anus.
af Talent 21. december 2004
A short, sexy, badger like girl, answering to the name of Claire.
Come here claggers.
af Paul 2. december 2003

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