Top Definition
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego!

or

I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.
af sbacker 22. juli 2010
A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.
When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.
af Nick 6. juni 2004
A. A male or female who, when intoxicated, reverts to a primitive state in which they blindly wonder around looking for someone to fuck. Usually these sloppy-drunk animals sift through a series of rejections until some poor, skanky soul gives it up. While in "catfish mode," these individuals aren't thinking logically, and will only react to the prospect of immediate ejaculation.
"Aaron went with that skank to the strip club in the hood just to try and nail her."

Yea, he was tryin to smash with everyone last night.

"Too bad he pissed himself, she was DTF. She left him at her friends place to go fuck her ex."

What a Catfish.
af moneymike69 21. november 2011
A person that over eats. Their big mouth devours everything infront of them. After eating that excessive amount of food they are typically lethargic and have a swolen stomach and blank stare much like a catfish.
Bob- "Did you just see Jamie after she ate those two footlong philly cheese steaks and that large milkshake with extra whip cream!?"

Dan- "Yeah what a Catfish!!"
af lucaduc 7. december 2009
A woman so very dedicated to her work or studies that she begins to have wrinkles on her mouth, reminiscent of a catfish. Can normally be seen in law school, but is full-fledged visible in the legal practice.
Damn, that chick's a catfish
af nadime 2. februar 2008
a word to describe a female made up of 100% uglyness. Like, this bitch is fucking nasty if your calling her a catfish.
while an ugly bitch walks by in the mall

"CATFISH!"
af mc rb 24. april 2007
A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.
Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish
af raychelha 3. juni 2005
A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.
If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?
af Hugga 4. januar 2005

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