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1.
squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
af James M. 2. maj 2003
 
2.
The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.
"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."
af CockFlapJohnson 5. september 2013
 
3.
Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.
Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.
af JH 6. maj 2003
 
4.
The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.
A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).
af Daisy27 14. juni 2012
 
5.
The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.
Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!
af MR 7. maj 2003
 
6.
The prural form of calamari. this word is used when eating more then one calamari. Clamaris is widly used overseas by french-lebanese men.
Marcie enjoys her calamaris.
af JH 6. maj 2003
 
7.
An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari
af schimschone 11. marts 2005