klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?
klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?
klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.
klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?
klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.