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57.
A. There are 5 types of black persons:
Will Smith, Eddy Murphy, Samuel L. Jackson, JZ & that guy from Matrix.

B. All black persons CAN:
play jazz, sing rap, do a drive by shooting, steal cars, dunk in basketball, dance with the tribe, be in Ricky Lake

C. all black persons CANNOT:
eat with a fork, play a violin, become doctors or president

D. if a black person has more money than you - he stole it.
"Hey Homie! did u see that JZ nigga dunking?"
"That's not polite - he should be called a black person"
af amiman10 1. maj 2010
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A person who is black. They do not pronounce their e's or r's.

Not to be confused with nigger or african american There's a huge difference between the 3.
Person 1: Yo, look at that nigger over there!

Person 2: No dude, that's not a nigger, that's a black person!
af q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o90asdfghjklpm 5. august 2008
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1) Noun: People who are black. Actually range from dark brown to very light brown/almost white. A potentially great people who let poor education, poverty and negative cultural influences hold us back. We still have yet to become completely equal in terms of lack of discrimination and equal opportunities, but we're getting there and we're still in the fight. Even if some of us just barely are and some of us in the inner cities just want to get by on hustling until we're killed or put in jail and some of us in the suburbs just care about our own personal financial upward mobility.
Racist white person: "You people don't give anything back to society. We gave you everything."

Black person: "America is a creation of both black people and white people. Go to Google and type in "African-American inventors" and "African inventions" or "African civilizations" and enlighten yourself."
af New Edition Fan 10. juli 2008
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A race that is known for their kindness, strength, well being and the ONLY RACE that has so many things happen to them and still manage to survive. Black people should not be taken for granted, they are strong men and women, who today show that they can be better then any other race. Black people should be congratulated on the success they have had other the years. Look at all the well known names in our society today, there are many famous black people, better then White people. Black people are sterilised everyday by just the colour of their skin, and it's not a very nice thing not all black people are "frm the hood" or "eating fried chicken " but unfortunately some of us are. That doesn't mean to say that any other race can discriminate or be racist towards us! I'm a proud black women and I'm proud to be black They were once put down for and they are not going to be put down again, black people are rising!
White boy: Wow is that the president, I didn't realise he was a black man

Black girl: Yeah didn't you know. He is a proud black man too he embraces all aspects of his life to incorporate them into his job.

White boy: Really?? What's he planning to do

Black girl: He planning to stop racism and make it fairer for black people.

White boy: Ha in ur fucking dreams nigga!
af KFAx 2. oktober 2010
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61.
I've been reading these definitions and Im just so sad that people are that ignorant and rely on stereotypes to judge people. I'm a black person. I have straight A's, dont eat KFC 24/7 and only drank kool-aid when my teacher brought it into class. I dont think people realize how many black people helped our society and how many whites have destroyed it. Yeah you know Sarah Palin and George Bush, the 2 dumbest people in the world are white. I really wish that people would stop being so darn ignorant and open a book about the good things about blacks. Not everyone that is black relies on welfare checks and are in gangs. My mother works hard for me and my siblings to get a good education and to be sucessful in our lives and to tell those racist, stereotypical people that we are not what you think we are. We are more than loud, annoying, greasy-haired, KFC eating, kool-aid drinking, dirty 'animals'. We are human beings and shouldn't be treated like we are dirt.
White guy: OMG I HATE black people they are so lazy and stupid!
Sophisticated Black guy: Excuse me sir, do you know someone of African-American descent?
White guy: No, why would I want to?
Sophisticated Black guy:So how could you judge someone so wrongly just because of their race?
White guy: idc about what you say, It's not like it matters, gosh you stupid black guy.

10 years later....... White guy is poor and stuff and Black guy is rich and succesful

Black guy: I believe I met you 10 years ago, you said that all blacks were lazy and stupid. Look at how wrong you were!
af NotAGhettoBlackGirl 30. marts 2011
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Smart, Creative, Intelligent and Strong. Black People Don't Take Shit From Anybody. Black People Are Independent and Can Take Care Of Themselves. They Will Do Anything To Protect There Family. They Are Also Get A Casual Spanking If They Are Disciplined and Aren't 'Hood Rats' Only With A Few Exceptions.
Black People Stick Up For There Family So If They Knew That Harm was Coming They Would Do Anything To Protect Them.
af Jaaydie 27. april 2010
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Historically, the most hated and oppressed humans on Earth. Viewed in a Jamal Wallace from Finding Forrester sort of way if educated. Viewed as non-black if able to achieve positive-iconic status. How paradoxical and mercurial the definition of the black person is...
Illustration of definition of black people according to non-blacks is exemplified in the following scene from "Do the Right Thing."


Spike: Who's your favorite basketball player?

Turturro: Magic Johnson.

Spike: Who's your favorite movie star?

Turturro: Eddie Murphy.

Spike: Who's your favorite rock star? Prince!

Turturro: Bruce. Bruce!

Spike: All you ever talk about is nigger this and nigga that, and all your favorite people are so-called niggas.

Turturro: They're different. Magic, Eddie, Prince, they're not niggas. I mean, they're not black. I mean, let me explain myself... they're not really black... I mean, they're black but not really, they're more than black... It's different.

Spike: It's different?

Turturro: Yeah, to me, it's different.

--> And that's the paradoxical nature of being a black person!
af pizzamonsterdude 17. april 2009
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