Bevets (backward form of Steve B.) is the user name of a member of Fark.com. He is most well know for his involvment in religious flamewars on Fark, where he gives irrational arguments to defend Christianity. He is so popular that other Fark users have created photoshopped images (including one in the style of a magic card) that say "summon bevets" and are posted at the beginning of a religious flamewar to entice bevets to join in.
Bevets is a religious fundamentalist who tries to defend the Bible.
af 12349876 27. oktober 2004
Bevets is a sweet little boy who loves jesus and the bible. He was born a little odd on account of my having sat on a bag of mothballs when I was pregnant, but he's a darling little scooch anyway, and he just loves posting on that internet. We've had to buy him a bunch of computers because he can't control his drooling problem so well, but it's worth it so that he has an opportunity to play with his internet friends. Sometimes he gets so mad at them! It's adorable! In order to help him argue about jesus, we had cousin Steve (Steve knows lots about computers) write up something called a "Pearl Scripp" that makes it so that any button Bevets hits with those fat little fingers automatically posts a new bible quote or a pointed excerpt from one of those evil evolutionary biologists. He sure does love it, and when he shouted "THANKS UNKA STEVE" it was about the cutest thing ever. I'm so glad he has the internet to play with, because god knows the neighbors were getting tired of him raping those chickens.
Bevets honey, please stop raping those chickens!
af Bevets Mom 18. august 2008