A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.
Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!
af Morbid Duck 13. juni 2010
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slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".
"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."
af trevor bizznaps 28. marts 2007
The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.
Did you see Chaz? He looks like such a beetus
af jewston 5. november 2014
The act of taking a female home, punishing the box and kicking her out right afterwards.
"Yeah, she's aight... I'd give her the beetus..."
af SweetNizzutz 16. oktober 2009