A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.
af jimco 15. december 2005
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n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.
"How was your day today?"
af Will 7. april 2003
Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.
af Biggussar 26. januar 2008
a piece of sh*t that is stuck on your hole and willnot let go
that piece of sh*t willnot let go of my ass
af garfielded3e 24. marts 2007
A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.
My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.
af nick 9. februar 2004
a little peice of poop in your ass that WILLNOT came out, despite how hard u push.
Oh dude, I had the biggest willnot today
af kAELA 12. november 2003
An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.
Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!
af sneakyteaky 12. august 2006