Top Definition
A really fat ugly bitch that thinks she's hot.
Dude, that fatass torta is lookin at you
af furynator3000 6. august 2009
9 more definitions
The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.
Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.
af Lil Man 17. juli 2003
A fat cumdumpster (woman) they are notorious for being conceited and thinking that they weigh 200 lbs less than they do.
Orale esse! Cuidado con esa torta!
af Nigga12 13. november 2008
A woman who is obese
My husband cheated on me with a torta
af Miss Edis 18. november 2010
a person thats always eating and never seams to get full
boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"
af BaBeLocs 23. juli 2008
Monica Lewinsky
I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.
af DJ LATIN 10. september 2003
Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta
I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking
af Torta Surf Crew 2. oktober 2009

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