Top Definition
A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
af Jay-Swagg 19. august 2012
Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy
Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime
af Jimmy Burgess 30. oktober 2005
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