A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
af KevvyKakes 3. november 2010