Top Definition
1.) When John Wayne comes out of your butt
2.) When you are tied down and stepped on by a horse
Riley: Do you want a Texas Massage?

Shane: HELL NO *runs away*
#john wayne #texas #horse #butt #massage #torture #west #western #cowboys #unpleasant #things #republicans #george w. bush #sex #drugs #lady parts
af King John Wayne the Second 23. marts 2011
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