Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.
#whore #swamp #donkey #grease #ugly #cheese #cat #sponge #james garfield #obama #douche #bush #skip #blow job #blumpkin #admiral akbar #temperpedic #nigger #loyola college
af Skip Broke Nicole 16. januar 2010
Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"
#slag #low-life #ugly #festy #grit
af loopy_bugs 29. januar 2009
Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
#carp #carpio #pbr #swamp donkey #golden bone
af Carp Mojo 15. maj 2011
There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?
#moose #swamp #donkey #canada #punch
af Tiff E. 20. august 2010
a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.
Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.
#skeezer #slut #hoe #trick #whore
af eweezy on da track 1. februar 2008
a swamp donkey is unlike any other of the female species. She sits by herself at bars, clubs, anywhere men might become entirely too intoxicated to remember that they pointed her out in the beginning as a dirty butt her all . She is not only ugly as hell,but huge, disgusting, and abnormally confident. Not only will she send you a beer but the bitch will steal your wallet the next day. Stay away they are the devil in true form.
I went to the bar and this swamp donkey not only bought my brother a drink but me too. after she figured he wasn't going anywhere with her ass..she tried to jack that fools wallet. bitch almost got away but she was too big to be sneaky
#nasty #conniving #unforgettable #hideous #gruesome
af Yessenia 10. oktober 2007
Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.
#moose #ungulate #elk #deer #alces alces
af Nuclear Moose 19. november 2006
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