This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
damn look at that swamp donkey!
af L walk 11. april 2004
Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".
"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"
af The acoholic 4. januar 2014
Large, fat, carp. Commonly associated with spawning fish in shalow water.
My buds and I grabbed a case of PBR and headed for the lake top fly fish for swamp donkeys.
af Carp Mojo 15. maj 2011
There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?
af Tiff E. 20. august 2010
a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.
Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.
af eweezy on da track 1. februar 2008
Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.
af Nuclear Moose 19. november 2006
An irritated diaper-rash-like irritation on your inner thighs and "private areas" caused by excessive sweating due to a combination of heat and excercise
After hiking in the woods all day I have a serious case of swamp donkey going on
af Mountainmanbrewing 12. juni 2013
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