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1.
Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical
I need a knife... stat....
af PorscheFanatic 19. marts 2004
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2.
An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts
-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!
af Jules112 15. februar 2009
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3.
asap, right away, without delay
comon muthafucka suck muh dick..stat!
af gerald 31. juli 2004
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4.
In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.
Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?
af CapnCrouton 12. maj 2004
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5.
stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
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af Jay 21. januar 2004
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6.
nick name for Amare Stoudimire of the NYC Knicks stands for Standing Tall And Talented
WOW! look how STAT dunked there!
af ogren543 4. december 2013
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7.
Used in the medical field to mean right the fucking way. Can also be used in casually.
Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!

Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!

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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!

Broski: Right on it bro!
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