Stan quotes are derived from a lovely website, stan-quotes.org. They are quotes a Stan has said, but said Stan shall not be mentioned here. It has recently become open-source and multiple apps for iPhones have been created to make an easy-to-access database of Stan Quotes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that thing Stan said about Moby Dick?
Person 2: Oh yeah, totally, I saw it on Stan Quotes!