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When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
#blood #period #gross #sex #red
af RogueDeadGuy 18. august 2012
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
#squeet #squee #silliness #skwee #fangirl
af The Real Egon Spengler 18. april 2014
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
#cute #sweet #adorable #sexy #love
af morellocherry 3. august 2009
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
#poop #fart #shart #diarrhea #stank
af squeeterific 28. december 2013
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
#skeet #squeet #skweet #score #squirt #sweet #scweet
af Milky-Vaj 9. juni 2008
A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.
Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.
#eat with a companion #dine #snack #repast #eat out.
af Richard Black 1. august 2007
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
#square #feet #apartment #square footage #foot
af CindyStank 28. juni 2007
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