Top Definition
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
af Marshi 21. januar 2004
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
af paigezz 12. december 2006
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
af JungleWalkin' 9. december 2010
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
af aemsaxon 14. december 2009
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
af Ragnar Danneskjöld 18. oktober 2008

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