Top Definition
When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.
"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"
af Marshi 21. januar 2004
To attack with affection.
You are so cute that I'm going to smirf you.
#hug #kiss #affection #love #glomp
af paigezz 12. december 2006
type of facial expression that is made while peeing
I was smirfing the entire time!
#smile #smirk #grin #frown #frump
af JungleWalkin' 9. december 2010
noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.
John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"
#stupid #dumb #idiot #loner #retarded
af aemsaxon 14. december 2009
(Language: Canadian) Single Mom I'd Rail For Sure
"She is a SMIRF" or "hey, check out that SMIRF".
#single milf #sexmom #hottie #babe #ten
af Ragnar Danneskjöld 18. oktober 2008
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