Top Definition
A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...
Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!
af And 20. september 2003
A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.
#schnookum #shnookum #shnookums #sweetie #honey
af anonymooseeh 13. november 2006
A person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.
Hey schnookum, you look so cute I could just eat you up.
#cutieface #cutie face #honey #honey bunny #sweetie pie #opposite of a ninkenpoop
af LeHommardDuMaine 23. maj 2011
A word to describe a person that you love more than they love you.
"Hi <boyfriend/girlfriend> You are so totally my schnookums, I am completely in love with you"

Answer-"I only want you for sex and money"
#smoochy poo #sweetheart #fuckwad #user #infatuation #stupidity #revenge #one-sided #romance
af sillynote 16. november 2009
CURTIS, The sweetest and cutest person ever!
Curtis is my schnookums
af Lisa 28. november 2003
^ this is the dumbest thing I've seen on here
af Anonymous 26. februar 2003
german dogs playing snooker while cuming.
bruno played snooker while jacking off/schnookums, past. schnookumed.
#bruno #dog #german #cum #snooker
af seamus mulholland 12. januar 2008
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