Top Definition
the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
Example 1: Sound coming from bedroom: "Schluck, schluck, schluck..."

Mom: "Um, Maggie? ....What r u doing in there?"

Example 2: "Omg that guy is so hot. I'm gonna be thinking about him while i'm schlucking tonight."
af ChickenRebornx 18. november 2011
Female version of 'Fap'
I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...
af Nick 'the cage' Cage 16. april 2013
Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".
"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"
af Schuckingston 6. september 2010
A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.
Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.
af Get2Kno 1. februar 2010
A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.
-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"
af Seb-Sta 5. juni 2007
A past tense version of "schlep" as previously hauled belongings perhaps best discarded rather than moved.
Finally, tired and sweating like the fat man he was, he schluck his gear across town to the not so new apartment only to realize moving 10 boxes of junk through three subway changes was a fool's errand indeed.
af Termcreator 15. juli 2016
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