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The world's best known closet homo.
Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".
#cloest case #closet homosexual #seacrest #douche #mangina
af Seacrest's Pants 27. maj 2006
The most annoying and least likeable man on television.
Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me
#american idol #ryan seecrest #kelly clarkson #simon cowell #paula abdul #randy jackson
af ceebs 21. april 2006
Quite possibly the world's largest tool.
Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.
#ryan seacrest #tool #seacrest #lame #gay
af James_ 3. november 2007
A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.
"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."
#paris hilton #nicole ritchie #survivor #justin timberlake #american idol
af TheNcredibleEgg 20. november 2006
A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell
I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!
#faggot #american idol #simon cowell #paula abdul #randy jackson #popstar
af Dumby 3. august 2007
(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men.

(v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.
That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.
#ryan seacrest #ryan #seacrest #american idol #simon cowell #ai #stupid #idol
af Phillip Leonard 26. februar 2008
Foot odor, made of flesh- yet somehow a celebrity.
"I saw Ryan Seacrest last night on American Idol!"
"I... I'm so sorry..."
#american idol #ryan seacreast #homosexual #celebrity #closet
af Ziggy Skyedust 16. marts 2009
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