Top Definition
Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
#masterbation #wanking #porn crackers #porn #crackers #wankier mache #bedroom popadoms #wankers crisps #profanasaurus
af NYCockExchange 23. november 2011
A faint whiff of obscenity
Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
#porn crackling #prawn crackers #nutcrackers #ball breakers #porncorn
af philologue 17. august 2011
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