Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.
Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!
#ninja-vanish #nin-ja #ninja vanish! #neenja vanish #nin-ja van-ish
af mrMan83 21. juli 2011
Top Definition
1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.
Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*
#ninja #dude #vanish #foot #invisible
af Jafar T. D. 1. november 2006
When a guy or girl takes a handful of flour and throws it in their dates face back at their place and runs away while they are blinded
I didn't want to have sex with him so I pulled a ninja vanish and disappeared.
#ninja #vanish #disappear #sex #hide
af ElMaestro 26. juni 2011
The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.
Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.
#stealth #respectful #responsible #slob #lazy.
af shermstyles 10. januar 2014
When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.
Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?

Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.
#ninja #vanish #tmnt #disappear #friend
af mr.ninjavanish 10. februar 2010
When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.
#buttercup #ninja #fart #sneaky #stinky #hand #butt #dutch oven
af the macstablishment 5. juli 2011
When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.
I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.
#beer #farts #flatulence #booty #embarassment #ninja
af MonkeyHustler 18. marts 2007
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