Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.
af Renee 11. maj 2003
Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.
Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.
af ryder69 11. oktober 2014
A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).
"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"
af teenez69er 22. august 2014