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Marty the lobster first appeared on April second 2010 in Portland, Maine. He was not the average lobster, for he was fuzzy and fought cancer. Marty spends his time partying all around with a group of wrestling friends. His idol is Billy Mays and Master Chief. He also blocks your vision of disgusting male genetalia whenever it pops up on chat roulette. His mortal enemy is Aliee(ale-EE) the zombie alien who appeared a day after Marty from the elevator shaft .
Pete: What should we do guys?
Dylan: Let's go on Chat Roulette!
Zach: Yeah!
Ozzy: Wait! Don't forget to bring Marty the lobster!
Zach: Thanks! *whew*
af DepresdMustache 5. april 2010

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