Person who gets bullies by his younger brother, likes men, tells the gayest and driest jokes, thinks they're funny and cool when no body gives a shit about them, has no balls, scape goat, and likes fat people
1 ''Who killed my plants'' (Teacher)
'' It was Kyle'' (class)

2 '' Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC'' (Kyle jokes)
af HAH ARE YOU KIDDING ME 24. oktober 2011
Disgrace to all men, sets a bad image for all. If you find yourself with one please don't second guess yourself cause yes he probably is cheating on you and making you feel like crap thinking that you are cheating yourself. Don't waste your time, he may have a pretty face but looks won't get him very far in life.
John: Hey girl I heard you were taken and happy, congratulations.
Erica: Yeah thank you I am, I'm with Kyle.
John: I feel bad for you girl
af Bite sized 25. marts 2013
Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.
Ew did you see Kyle today?
af Iverystronglydislikeyou 5. juni 2011
noun- my perfect match
adj- an extremely short asian
noun- fast little mexican
noun- footballer & wrestler
noun- crazy smart harker kid
haha shut up. kyle is mine..
kyle runs faster than a mexican crossing the border
why is kyle starting running back at 4'6"?
af kaysea 24. december 2006
A mooch
"Hey can I get a cigarette"
"Don't be a kyle."
af SkulFckCrescendo 10. juli 2008
to be extremely gay, of the homosexual persuasion, boy kiss a boy.
'that shim was totally kyle'
af mogdoglono 7. marts 2009
a person who looks like a beached whale crossed with chewbacca
he claims to be very br00tal
yet is whipped and kept on an extremely tight leash by his gf
has recieved dome on numerous occasion by other beached whale looking beings with mustaches
kyle = whipped
end of story
af 2people 18. april 2009

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