Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"
Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed
af ahwell 21. juni 2012
A short, rodent looking male with female fingernails.
He is also quite annoying most of the time, but is an amazing drawer.
He is very perverted and kisses up to everyone.
Person 1: He, have you seen that kid's fingernails?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Joey!
af Emekah. 7. januar 2012
A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.
My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.
af SheenIsWinning 20. juni 2011
Slang for chewing tobacco. picture the tobacco as the baby "joey" kangaroo and you are the mother...you set the joey in the pouch between your lip and gums and enjoy its presence.
I need a Joey right now

Wheres my Joey?
af Please Use 29. december 2010
A beginner skier who has no idea how to turn a pair of skis
The man bombing the hill was a Joey
af Mt.southington racer 28. januar 2013
An argument specialist who is made of awesome and also win, no matter what the argument a Joey wins by default because they are just that brilliant, some may also consider a Joey to be a troll.
ok ok you win you are such a Joey
af TheRapture 11. december 2010
1. A very unkind man
2. Normally tall

3. Gets very mad easily/ Will sometimes be named a drama queen
4. Just plain mean
Did you hear? He just TOLD her she was ugly.

Wow what a Joey!
af qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjk 29. december 2011

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