A Jeff is a quiet individual that is known to have quick and witty banter when taking the opportunity to speak with someone they feel comfortable with. They are a breed of past heartbreakers that have matured into intelligent, unique, and confident men. They tend to think more than act and often miss the boat.
Guy 1: There's that cool girl from the art building
Guy 2:.........uh
Guy 1: Such a Jeff move
af Heytherepanther 26. juni 2013
Jeff will be whoever you want him to be and pretend to love you as long as you pull out your wallet often. He'll will always have hooker breath.
Person A: Did you see Jeff's girlfriend! As in current girlfriend?

Person B: Oh my gaw, yes!

Person A: He has definately downgraded with a capital D!

Person B: She must pull out her wallet often...
af fatgirlsneed<3too 3. oktober 2011
n. A man who seems really cool, comes off as suave and is always very charming and charismatic. But he is also shady, and a creeper
Why you gotta be so shady and "Jeffy"?
af Ivadunno 7. november 2012
a short stubby kid that suprisingly has a huge cock and is great at sex
jeff is great at sex cuz of his huge shaft
af cock in ur face 2. juli 2011
A particularly stinky gaseous emission, deadly if inhaled for my the a second or two.
Did someone fart?. OMG, it's a JEFF!
af Not your wife 13. december 2010
a long, white, skinny cigarette
person #1: I need a joe!
person #2: do you mean you need a jeff?
#1: shut up
af ohlookabird 1. juni 2011
A term used to describe a complete loser. A "Jeff" could be someone who wears cheap or tacky clothes, someone who is socially awkward, a loner, or just a complete asshole. Jeff can also be interpreted as a more specific version of krog.
hey check out that jeff over there with the roller-backpack and Obama t-shirt
af jfizzle4 24. oktober 2010
One who has sexual intercourse with pandas and little girls. Is also known as pedobear.
*scoffs* That Jeff is at it again...

Hey! Get that girl away from him! She's underage!
af midnightfoxkovu 2. maj 2011

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