Top Definition
A cuter word to say 'have'
I haz cookie.
af Naowwzz. 22. september 2009
An unfunny, overused alternative spelling for "have". Typically used by teens and/or retards who believe it is clever.
Teen: "Can I haz that gun?"
Me: "Sure, lets HAVE you aim for your empty frontal lobe."
af Adulty 8. januar 2011
A word generally replacing and tense of have (have, had, has). It can as well be used before any verb or auxiliary verb. It may also be spelled as "has."
I haz a blanket.

I haz a Halo collector's helmet, but my roomate stole it.

He haz a blanket.

I haz can do it!

I haz jumped over the blanket.
af Sen4lifE 23. januar 2010
retort, response to hi, has, what, now, snug
af noixz 15. januar 2009
A shortening or nickname of the last name Hazzard
Moo: Where's Haz today?
Some Cow: The r-tard probably slept in again.
af ninedone91 7. september 2007
A game which is to envolve a group of Jamicans rapping around in a circle. Participants are to take their turn and to throw all kinds of insults at each other. Usually, this game is to be played during lunch time to impress young school girls. This game is named after a champion rapper called "Haz" who invented this game to encourage Jamicans to show off thier talents. Unfortunately, he died due to excessive sex practice from all the young girls he got after his rapping games.
Whites: "I wish I could become a Jamican so I can play haz with all the sick kunts!"
af keke 19. april 2003
a common mistype of Hax, specifically in gaming, due to the "x" and "z" buttons being next to each other, making it prone for mistakes with fast typing. some people will purposly use this in place of "hax" or "hacks".
oh em geese, haz... NUB!
af Terry64_69 10. november 2006

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