Person 2: You are such a geek. You should switch to World of Warcraft; it kicks CS's ass!
Person 3: Dude, you know I can't play WOW; I'm heterosexual!
Person#2: What is it?
Person#1: You can't see it?
Person#2: Gamer's eye.
Nongamer: Where? Wow, you have developed a Gamer's Eye. Wait... why do I care if you found a cool game? Nerd.
Gamer: And proud! Stupid n00b.