An American car company, started by the entepreneur Henry Ford in the Detroit, Michigan area in the early 20th century. The name "FORD" is for many people an acronym in various forms:

Figure On Repairs Daily
Fix Or Repairs Daily
Found On the Road Dead
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dishwasher

and on a positive angle:

First On Race Day
My second car was a Ford Fairmont. Because it had a V4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it "clicked" it took off like a bat out of hell. Maybe it wasn't First On Race Day but maybe Fourth or Fifth On Race Day. It got me going. It never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. It performed quite nicely.
af Comet Cowboy 14. marts 2007
Oldest American Automobile Manufacturer. Only remaining Automobile company that is still finacially solvent.
FORD, Acronym; Freakin' Oakies Really Dig 'em
af CHAKTO deGuyre 4. februar 2010
The worst American made car ever. Always breaks down.
F ucked
O ver
R ebuilt
D odge

F ound
O n
R oad
D ead

F ucked
O n
R ace
D ay

F ucker
O nly
R uns
D ownhill

D river
R eturns
O n
F oot
af Red Dog 17. august 2005
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.
Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course.
af Craig Smyth 28. september 2004
Faggot Opperated Road Disaster
The ONLY thing ford ever did right was the 9 inch rear end.
af Anonymous 28. juli 2003
First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)
Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive?
A: Ford

af wrktruk 23. august 2008
A shitty automibile company that sells so many cars because whenever somebody gets suckered into buying one it breaks down two months later and they have to buy another one!
"Oh Jesus my piece of shit Ford broke down and its not even off the assembly line yet!"
af lance penney 6. september 2006

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