noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve
(Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day
(First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy
, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal
coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA
rally. My bad.