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creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind
look at the female in her natural habitat
af Doogey 3. april 2010
 
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Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.
F: I love you. Can we get married!?
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!
af Slap Jack 1. juni 2005
 
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life support system for a vagina
guy 1: that female is not that hot
guy 2: doesnt matter shes just a life support system for what really matters
af skDZ 4. september 2008
 
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a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year
just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand
af robyn pyle 2. september 2007
 
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n)
1. The opposite sex of the male.
2. Equal to the male.
3. Physically weaker than the male.
4. Superior bone structure to the male.
5. Generally think with the right side of the brain, whereas males think with the left side of the brain. This means that females are more creative than males, while males are smarter than females. Females pronounce color and texture in their minds, but males tend to emphasize spacial coordinates. This gives males superior driving skills.
6. Emotionally and mentally unstable creatures, when compared to the male. Many females need to let their emotions out (such as talking, where many do too much). Therefore, they will usually be covert as to what they say, generally leading to arguments.
Females with more estrogen than testosterone.
af OmGwTfBbQ!!!111oNe 18. august 2005
 
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the life support system for a vagina
the female keeps the vagina alive
af bob is me 16. april 2008
 
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The female is completely egocentric, trapped inside herself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. She is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. Her responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; her intelligence is a mere tool in the services of her drives and needs; she is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; she can’t relate to anything other than her own physical sensations. She is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, she is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. She is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, she is capable of a large array of negative feelings — hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt — and moreover, she is aware of what she is and what she isn’t.

Although completely physical, the female is unfit even for escort service. Even assuming mechanical proficiency, which few women have, she is, first of all, incapable of zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece, but instead is eaten up with guilt, shame, fear and insecurity, feelings rooted in female nature, which the most enlightened training can only minimize; second, the physical feeling she attains is next to nothing; and third, she is not empathizing with her partner, but is obsessed with how she’s doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a woman an animal is to flatter her; she’s a machine, a walking sex toy. It’s often said that women use men. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure.
The girly-girls of today are weak little social parasites. A vast majority of internet females match this description with unnerving accuracy.
af Mustafa Kemal Atatürk 28. december 2007