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noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
af Willow 12. oktober 2007
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An abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. As a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one's lunch break to pass loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.
Q: "...Hey Bob, I'm going to that sushi joint with the girls from accounting. You wanna come?"

A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."
af JEUNT 11. november 2009
A Dunch. The late night shit you take that's a cross breed between your lunch and dinner. This bowel movement usually occurs around 12:00 to 2:00 AM and usually results in massive clogging of household restroom facilities.
-Hey Breh I took a huge Dunch last night.

Guy1: Hey Breh....hey wake up
Guy2: what..what the fuck do you want
Guy1: wheres your plunger?
Guy2: What? Why?
Guy1: I just took a hella big Dunch man its not looking to good in there.


af CanabusRex and Awkward Pocket 27. april 2009
Like a douche for the bottom.
When one is acting like a douche, but a bit over the top and a bit of asshole added in. (i.e. Stop cheating at spoons, you dunch-bag!)
af Cavid Brattlesbottom 7. marts 2008
The meal that falls around 2-3 p.m. Too late to be lunchand too early to be dinner but more than just a snack. It is a well balanced meal. It is often substituted for dinner for those on diets and trying to stick with the rule of 60% of your meal intake should be done before 3 pm (Shaun T)
For dunch today, I had pan-seared tilapia, topped with green, yellow, and orange peppers, with broccoli and quinoa on the side. Yummy :-)
af ambereyesawaits 21. februar 2013
A dump taken after or resulting from a large lunch.
As soon as I got back to the office I had to run to the bathroom for a wicked dunch.
af Drewwerd 16. september 2008
The insertion of a garden hose into one's vagina for the purpose of removing sand
I have so much sand in my vagina" "All you need is a good dunch
af tmc12345 13. januar 2011

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