The only people that post anti-republican and death to bush definitions, while republicans are out making money to pay for their welfare checks, food stamps, cell phone bills, rent, and internet service.
Democrats: 99 percent of the Urban Dictionary users posting about politics.
af gopbaby 9. november 2008
One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a Republican is president.
I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Republican was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Democrat in the White House!
af ActualDefinitions 3. juli 2010
THEY WANT TO TAKE MY MONEY AND GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reason there are so many democrat-positive posts and so many republican-negative posts is that all democrats are students who still live in their parents' basements, while republicans are too busy rubbing their tax rebates over their sweating naked bodies and having sex with attractive women who still use makeup to post online.
af Ed Zimmer 17. november 2007
One of the political parties of the United States. Although they have shapened up today, they used to be pure evil. (Consult your American History textbook and you'll know what I mean) They used to be unable to govern, were racist against blacks, supported unfair propositions, and were against America. Now they simply can't govern.
Me??!! A Democrat??!!?!?! HAw!! LOL!! ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG! You've gotta be kidding me!!! What the heck do you take me for?? DANG! That's a good one! You should be a comedian.
Democrat lyrics
Democrats!....... Huh What are they good for? (Sung to the music of "War")

Democrats! huh-yeah
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh...

Democrats! huh-yeah
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all...

Democrats! huh good God
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?...

Ohhh? Democrats! I despise
Because they stand for the destruction
Of innocent un-born baby lives...

Democrats! Means sorrow and tears
to thousands of mother's eyes
When their innocent babies are aborted and lose their lives...

I said - Democrats! Huh Good God y'all
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again...

Democrats! Whoa, Lord
What are they good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?...

Democrats! Capitulate to the Enemy
Democrats! Friends only to the undertaker
Democrats! They are the real enemy to all mankind
The thought of being one blows my mind!...

Democrats have caused unrest in the younger generation
Indoctrination, obstruction, and destruction is their only plan
Who wants to be one? Good God y'all...

Ohhh? Democrats! Good God y'all
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it...

Democrats! Uh-huh Yeah - Huh!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?...

Democrats! Capitulate to the Enemy
Democrats! They got one friend, that's the undertaker
Democrats! Have shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him bitter, angry and mean
Life is much to precious why do they kill all those un-born babies these days
Democrats! Can't give life, they only take it away...

Democrats! Huh Good God y'all
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again...

Democrats! Whoa, Lord
What are they good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?...

Democrats! Capitulate to the Enemy
Democrats! Riots,Anarchy,Tyranny,and Abomination;
Un-elected, Rejected, Corruption;
Tell me, there is no place for them today
They won't fight the enemy to keep our freedom
But we know that's the only way...

Democrats! Huh Good God y'all
What are they good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it...

Democrats! Huh Good God y'all
What are they good for?
Stand up and shout it.
Nothing!...

Say it, Say it, Say it Again..
Nothing!
Democrats! huh-yeah
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing!

Mad Coward Dean, Kerry, Schumer, Kennedy, Boxer, Clinton Fienstien...Good God Y'all.... What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing!
af Bill2Jail 26. april 2006
People who like to spend money and give money to those who are lazy, enabling them to do anything for themselves. They are ignorant, stubborn, and often uneducated. I live in California, so I would know.
Republican: So who did you vote for?

Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!

Republican: Why is that?

Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!

Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?

Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.

Republican: *rolls eyes*

Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.
af MissBriley 5. februar 2010
An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
af RonnieRaygunX 18. maj 2009

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