HIS HUMBLENESS EXCEEDS YOUR BRAINPOWER, that's why.
He is good-looking, suave, but dreadfully overlooked for the more mainstream looks of Damian Kulash, Jr. and Andy Ross or the oddities of Tim Nordwind. Yet, beneath the spicy, creative shows of them, underneath lies the sweet, delightfully awkward persona of Dan.
Smart girl: Psh. Sure, he looks good, but I like Dan better....
Hormone-infused girl: ...who?
Smart girl: facepalm
atianafiorella: and Dan Konopka. no one really cares about Dan.
Me: ...how...how dare you?!
2. An especially awkward yet lovable person. One who doesn't talk.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band OK Go? They make cool shit, and their lead singer, Damian, is soo hot.
Person 2: That's cool, but how's their drummer?
Person 1: Hahaha, Dan Konopka is the man. He never talks.
Person A: Who's that person over there not talking to anyone, they're so awkward!
Person B: Haha, what a Dan Konopka.