Top Definition
A smaller than average Crumpet.
Dude, I bought crumplets so's I could fit it in ma pocket!
#small #tiny #crumpet #cute #little
af Rodney Bruce 10. oktober 2009
Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.
Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.
#dingle berries #butt chunks #ass berries #shit dongles #ass chunks
af Xymox1 15. september 2008
a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).
"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"
#fart #queef #shit #bad #smelling #terrible #sorbitol #gross
af w2454 28. august 2008
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