A Cristamufasa is an urban legend. Thought to be a specter, the Cristamufasa appears when you are really drunk and proceeds to: Drink all the alcohol in the area, shuffle and has rarely been seen to make conversation about electronic and dance music. All descriptions about this entity are vague as everybody is very drunk at the time of encounter, but all of them state that the entity looks like a short person.
Yo! Did you just see that Cristamufasa drink all the vodka!