(n.) A deliberate human obstacle; someone who chooses to get in the way or become an inconvenience.
That chunt in the blue Volkswagen just passed me and stole my parking spot!
af King Dinosaur 14. august 2009
The chutney like substance a woman secretes from her vagina during menstruation, similar in consistency to a tasty relish or tomato chutney.
As Tyler arose from between Jane's legs she noticed a beard of chunt had been established on his face. He was wearing the dolmio grin.
af rambodspogjspog 8. juli 2010
(N.) A vagina whose width exceeds its depth. A vagina that is wider than it is deep. A mixture of the words cunt and chode.
Jerry has a chode, and finally found a woman with a chunt to fit into perectly.
af spoooooner 8. marts 2010
A combination of a chav and a cunt
McDonalds car parks are full of chunts
af Jamagotchi 20. august 2006
A softening of the word cunt which might be used in polite society or in front of children. Meaning: a habitual bastard who will go out of their way to make your life a misery.
My neighbour is a total chunt. He parked across my drive yesterday.
af Cheesewhiff 16. januar 2006
A detestable person who you wish to exact your revenge on.
Oh that's it, he's going on the chunt list.
af "Heavy" Flo 13. marts 2004
A friendly term of abuse similar to cuntbut one doesnt take offence from chunt
My god Martin you chunt! you broke that page of code again.
af Sush 10. december 2002