(person two) "You mean the B.A.M.F"
(person one) "Yes, that's the one. shes amazing!"
(person two)"Hell yeah, she rocks my socks off!"
Chelsie can be found around
-computers with idiot-proof operating systems
If you fear an encounter with Chelsie, note that she can be warded off with non-kosher foods (though she is not Jewish) or neutralized with small amounts of alcohol.
Do not try to use violence against her as this will only excite her more.
Never attempt to pursue a relationship with Chelsie. She will lead you on for a week and then leave with your soul.
John: Her? No way dude, that's Chelsie. She'll wait till your dick is out and then leave.
2). Girl that doesn't like to answer her phone.
3). Toots a lot (very gassy)
4). Not afraid to tell you she took a massive shit
Me: "Umm no thanks"
Chelsie: "Pleaaasssseee, Just come look at it"
Me: "Ugh okay fine.....EWW FUCKING GROSS"
(Chelsie laughs for 5 minutes straight)
John: that's chelsie. She's pretty BADASS