An absolute div who can't get a girl that he wants so he changes his mind all the time. He copies and pastes soppy love paragraphs off google because he can't flirt and takes pictures of lego bunnies. He gives amazing hugs and needs a haircut and a leg wax. He needs to make his mind up HINT HINT HINT.
"omg did you see his legs?!?!"
"yeah hes such a callum"
af hlmhlmn+G 6. december 2011
Someone named Callum is retarded.
He is special in his own way.
He's a Callum.
Man1: Hey wtf did this kid just do is he retarded

Man2: No he's just a Callum
af FKNxGaming 27. november 2014
A very silly boy. Quite geeky, loves Harry Potter. Generally a creep. Anal about grammar. Avoidance recommended.
Nice nipples though.
1: I'm Callum
2: Ah, nice to meet you.. see you later
af RavioliFaceMan 30. august 2012
A person that really should evolve.
Caveman Callum make fire with dinosaur bone!
af MamaChoide 2. december 2011
Lover of Cum
So are you Callum
af The_Troller726 13. juni 2012
A cunt, a disrespectful prick that needs to sort himself out and realise he won't get any where in life being a dippy fucking twat. He has a fucked up body and needs to sort out his belly button.
Who's that over there?
Looks like shit

Oh wait it's callum
af Bobbyy12356862156778743 23. januar 2015
Callum , it mean a gay twat (boy)
Callum goes and fucks a man
af Asfgjkgdsftvcfjderbhybb 29. november 2014

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