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8.
An obvious junkie. One whose addition is so far gone that he or she cannot focus his or her eyes or consume the addictive substance properly. Often seen throwing cookies at their own faces, crumbling them up in their mouths and not swallowing or babbling incoherrently or both. Looks dazed, blue and cross-eyed.
C is for cookie and that's good enough for me ~Cookie Monster of Sesame Street reveals his tragic obsession.
af CrazyLock 24. marts 2005
 
9.
An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.
Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.
af chumblespuzz 26. juli 2005
 
10.
A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.
"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."

"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."
af Blank Father Goodman 18. oktober 2009
 
11.
The blue guy from Sesame Street who always has the munchies from smoking weed all the time.
Cookie Monster: Gimme my cookies now, motherfucker!
af sarcastic 28. august 2003
 
12.
1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore
1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.
af rattler182 2. juli 2007
 
13.
A famous children's TV show star, as well as the former lead singer of the death metal band Cannibal Corpse.

Despite being more known for the former, Cookie Monster was the original lead singer of the famed death metal band before they got signed. The main reason why Cookie Monster was kicked out of Cannibal Corpse was due to his addiction of the said baked goods in his name. Cookie Monster was caught sucking the dick of his fellow cast member on Sesame Street, Ernie for a bag of Chips Ahoy. The rest of his band caught him in the act, and fired him subsequently.

Cookie Monster went through a downhill spiral, using all the money he made on TV (being now kicked out of Cannibal Corpse) to go to the local Mr. Fields and buy all their inventory. Cookie Monster lost the lease on his gorgeous condominium in Martha's Vineyard, divorced his wife (who at the time was the then-irresistible 90's babe Alicia Silverstone), and was reduced to munching on his "sweets" in the back of his beaten-up 1972 Chevy El Camino. But one day, in the summer of 2001, Cookie Monster admitted himself into a rehab center in Palo Alto, California.
There he spent a long six years recovering from his habits of munching, grinding, snorting, and shooting up forms of his favorite baked good. At that time, the producers of Sesame Street hired a stunt double to take over Cookie's role on the show, but the double wasn't popular as he (the stunt double) said he enjoyed veggies as much as cookies. The real Cookie, though, did finally make it out of rehab (even after several fights with the personnel there--once at which resorting to being drugged up by employees after smuggling cookies into his room).

At long last, on August 21, 2007, the Cookie Monster was released from rehab and he was a changed man--sort of. He still only eats cookies, but at least he admits to not sucking a dick for one. The stunt double on Sesame Street continues to take Cookie's place so there's no production conflicts while the real Cookie Monster has recently recorded a guest appearance on a thrash metal track aptly named "Cookie Monster" with the band XTT (look it up on YouTube) and has been doing session recording with other metal acts. Rumors have spread that Cookie Monster is also appearing on a duet with Serj Tankian (vocalist of alt-metal band System of a Down) on the latter's next solo album. Cookie Monster now lives a quiet life with his current girlfriend and famous British singer Estelle in their quaint apartment in Leeds, United Kingdom.
af JimboWales 20. august 2010
 
14.
best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.
cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.
af i like dinosaurs 2. juni 2007