A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.
"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch
af Lord Haval 7. oktober 2010
a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers
I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.
af soda biers 2. december 2010
a really annoying glitch one comes across whilst gaming, comes from glitch bitch
(gamer hits into a tree and goes flying across the map)
gamer: WHAT A BLITCH, FML
af oLi135790264 29. september 2009
-blitch is the baby of black and bitch
-when you're to lazy to say 'black bitch'

-can be replaced anywhere you would say 'bitch'
-look at all of these blitches up in here
-can i get another drink up in this blitch
- big booty blitches
af bong babies 19. december 2012
When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.
Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.
af Devokrative 12. december 2009
African American lady who is really, really mean.

Black + Bitch= Blitch
Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.
af Drizzle my nizzle-o 16. januar 2010
To complain about something when writing on a blog.
Out on the net, there is a lot of blitching.
af Hudog 7. december 2005

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