A deceptive turd status that can randomly occur after one has held in persistent fecal matter for a substantial period of time. The pressure of the fecal matter subsides and there is no longer an intense urge to perform a bowel movement. Note: Continued practice may cause severe constipation.
While watching a super bowl game, Josh decided to hold in his intense urge to poop until the commercial break. By the time Josh had finally gotten to the toilet, the turd had turned into an alcorn.
af Young JAA 7. april 2012
The awe-inspiring offspring fabricated when an acorn and an alcove love each other very much. Often larger than life. Known for being fast drinkers and even faster talkers with a sharp wit. May or may not make you laugh 'til your kidney ruptures. Use with caution.
"Man, that alcorn makes me go nuts!"
af You love me dontcha? 4. april 2006