the amazing VICODIN
I just popped three 500mg mojos and bro bro bree bree I'm ready to go
af theRagTagKids 5. september 2008
weed and rock cocaine mixed together in a blunt wrap
Me my boys got zooted smokin a phat mojo before the concert
af zany Zane 17. september 2007
Measuring the level of excitement on a human being from visual stimuli
viewing jessica alba increase mojo by 189.49%
af insanejane 25. februar 2006
A boy who thinks hes so swag. a white boy rapper who is forever high, weighs about 90 pounds. attracts big fabulous men who like to bend at the hips (also known as doing a keegan) right in front of him. Is also a homophobe with the prettiest blue eyes.
That must be a Mojo because that man did a Keegan right in front of him!
af swaggerthanthem 28. oktober 2011
a slow adolescent female, slow mentally, not physically. and not retardedly. although this may cross your mind everytime you speak to one. and possibly physically as well. daughter of a clifford, generally good at maths and art and ... yeah.

seen with brightly coloured and obstrusive hairstyles, lots of make up and is every teachers worst nightmare.

enjoys horse riding.
example 1

girl 1: wow mojo, i really like your hair today!
mojo: my what?

example 2

boy 1 : do you want to go to the cinema later on?

mojo: to the where?
af red_splat_on_my_radiator 26. juli 2009
A mexican who thinks hes the shiii, the kind that will come up behind you and slap your ass
Did you see what that mojo just did to that girl?
af Jazzuhmen 27. maj 2008
A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"
af evan 5. marts 2005

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