Is a small man with a small penis who lives in Columbia SC and hogs up and ruins the rants and raves page on Craigslist with his anger of dark skinned males with big penises who can dance and have good sex.
A mojo is one who resembles, in every way,Rush Limbaugh's secret twin brother who lives in a trailer/mobile home (not even a "double wide.") They have been making love to their mother since the age of 10 and they only orgasm when a woman talks about how small and pink their penis is... just like their mom used to do.
af f.f.s. 28. oktober 2014
Derogative term created by white washed Americanized Mexicans in the DFW area for Mexican nationals who appear tacky and dirty. ”MOJO” is short for mojado, meaning wetback in Spanish.
Them Farmers Branch Meskins be hatin on them ”Mojos” for speakin Spanish n shit!
af kermitt80 1. juli 2014
Morgan and Joanne
Hey mojo.

Let's fuck tonight.
af Yugirider2 24. september 2013
1. personal magnetism

2. sex appeal

3. illegal drugs
Your mojo won't protect you from the ravages of the wilderness.
af The Return of Light Joker 9. august 2011
the part of a man's body that produces his courage and his libido
Fat Bastard stole Austin Power's mojo.
af ericri 15. oktober 2009
a small bag worn under the clothing in which magical spirits reside
Put your mojo back in your shirt, man.
af M Topper 7. september 2005
An alcoholic beverage served to sailors in the Philippines, which is a concoction of all the different booze in the bar, mixed with fruit juices and ice, and comes in a big pitcher.
Sam: Man! This Mojo sure taste great, but I have killed most of this pitcher by myself and I don't feel a damned thing!

Dave: Oh yeah. Wait till you try and stand up to go take a leak.

Sam: Whoaooo! Holly Shit! Dude! I am totally fucking WASTED!!!
af popeye1369 30. oktober 2010

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