someone who is all happy and runs into k mart at 4 am on black friday. they buy themselves a yearly supply of twinkies, cakes, and other food fat people eat. in downtown they scream at trash and cars and they faint when they stand up. next time you see one of them be sure to bring twinkies to throw so they will not eat you
why is there fat freaks in every mcdonalds?
to shove a pinecone into someones ass and throw them into a cactus
dude i gave frank a crusty nagtooth and now he is constupated
1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob
2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.
3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.
4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle
5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you
standing 2 feet away from a womans vagina and cum straight into it
I got my sister pregnant by a chrome shot. I'm screwed!
to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank
i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter
a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
shitting out a used tampon in someones soup
I gave ryan a toopax. he will think it is a gift