23 definitions by newsvava

Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.
Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.
af newsvava 10. februar 2009
A change to one's facebook status.
"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"
af newsvava 10. februar 2009
An exclamation of surprise and angst.
Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
af newsvava 12. februar 2009
When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.
Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.

Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?

Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.

Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
af newsvava 12. februar 2009
A place that smells terrible in a curious and distinct way.

Although good and interesting smells may be present, the overall smell is coming to get you.
"Hurry up and buy that copy of The Yage Letters already. It smells like a psychic's house up in here."

"I need to go back to the hostel and shower, yo. I smell like a psychic's house."
af newsvava 11. februar 2009
Noun. A dude who must be gay or taken because either way he's not looking at you girl.

Adjective. Gay or taken.
Girl 1: Why is that blind asshole not returning my sex eyes??

Girl 2: Forget it girl he's obviously gaken.

Girl 1: Let's gtf outta here. This party is packed with gakens.

af newsvava 11. februar 2009
An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
af newsvava 10. februar 2009

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