1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know
we have inadvertently started a major
nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that
clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."
has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four
pains of glass and killed
my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that
clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."
3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."